death is only end

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
Believe in yourself. You almost certainly exist.
4 out of 5 scientists agree there is semi-conclusive evidence

solitairians —

bitatulipa:

nyamafriend:
oquelem-sea:
30-minute-memes:
I Hear That’s Good
AM I HAVING A STROKE?
The synchronized “jOHN MulANey” absolutely destroyed me
MUHLANEE

the-eternal-screm —

rachliftrecover:

embracingwild:
fyi there is no such thing as “getting back on track” after the holidays because you were never “off track” you were simply living life because you are a human being and you deserve that
I needed this

kvothbloodless —

27teacups:

saoirseronanswife:
“in this essay i will explore” memes piss me off because it implies y’all still using first person pronouns when writing academically. childish ass
feigning authorial distance is a coward’s move. get in the fucking pit and fight for your argument

Jan 5, 2019 the-eternal-screm — 194,002 notes
#not using first person pronouns creates the illusion of objectivity #and disregards that your lived experience and personal bias might subconciously alter your argument #academic objectivity is often just the perspective of the dominant group within academia #aka white cis straight men #why is the face of objectivity a middle aged dude and why is lived experience devalued

jokersmithjr:

kvothbloodless —

thelibraryoflarceny:

Tiger Tateishi

the-eternal-screm —

poncho-luke:

me: i’m really stressed
someone: just relax!!!!!
me:

(Source: heterophobian)

civilwhore —

sailor–spoon:

adzolotl:
you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture
Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

kvothbloodless —

milknjuice:

flashfuneral:
milknjuice:
milknjuice:
i’m trying a new thing called activities
“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden
tell me more
i’ve said too much already

the-eternal-screm —

deathsdreamkingdom:

not to sound sappy, but i personally think that a happy ending that the characters bled, suffered and fought for is a thousand times more interesting than a bland tragic ending that the author clearly thought would be “subversive”

nekojitachan —

siddharthasmama:

90% of me is wanting to get that bottom couplet tattooed on me, jesus christ.

(Source: asrielsarchive)

nekojitachan —

gabbiki:

iandsharman:
spidyrman:
I’M FLIPPING THROUGH THIS BOOK OF OLD STAR WARS TRADING CARDS AND.
MARK HAMILL LITERALLY JUST ADMITTED THAT LUKE IS GEORGE LUCAS’ SELF INSERT. ITS CANON.
“my character was really george”
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, “REY IS A MARY SUE” NECKBEARDS?
I’m always amazed when people don’t realise that a character called Luke S. is a self insert by Lucas.
^mouth open, I stared at this for a good 15 seconds.

solitairians —

understandager:

whatbethsays:
the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

(Source: devilrie)

the-eternal-screm —

ceiye:

jelloapocalypse:
chavisory:
mapsrgreat:
wildcardarcana:
littlethingwithfeathers:
cannibalcuisine:
dare-to-dm:
pyrrhiccomedy:
mapsontheweb:
Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.
No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.
I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing. He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.
I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography. I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.
THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂
This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.
Holy shit the super specific things towards the end
Oh wow!
I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!

(Source: xkcd.com)

the-eternal-screm —

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